Hahahahaha! Has my friend had another festive tipple too many?! Having just returned from the heated battle of a First Team game, where I again managed to evoke a hugely disproportionate amount of anger from the sizable following of local Bostonians for goodness knows what........"I'm innocent of all accusations, your honour!" I am delighted that Yeltolad has been waiting a full week and has been stewing over Christmas to reveal his somewhat empty head to make a ridiculous and rather irrelevant statement. If he cares to observe Stocksbridge's record, he may find that approximately half of the first team's games this season have indeed ended in defeat. Thus I am slightly lost as to why he 'can't believe it'. If one wishes, I can impart some of my superior knowledge, which has sustained me in never being asked to side-step a role and take a demotion with in a club because I need to be involved with a Unibond team in any capacity that I can, to help with the progressive Lancashire League campaign. Furthermore, if such an offer were to be made I would hastily decline as integrity is a treasured attribute in my valued opinion!
Regardless of anything my inferior friend ostensibly articulates, the fact of the matter remains: reserve team assistant managers need to pump up the balls and collect the bibs when their mate tells them to. Otherwise, one could always ship off to the West Riding County Amateur and become one's own man.
Regards
"Sweetheart, please pass the Rioja!"
