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 Post subject: Joke to start the week off!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:42 am 
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There were 4 people on a plane which was in a middle of a flight to Russia.

The 4 people were, SMS, Penny, Paul Fenn and a Newspaper reporter.

The pilot of the plane however says, "sorry guys but the plane has ran out of petrol and it's going to crush at any moment"

The pilot then grabs a backpack which has a parachute in it and jumps out of the plane.

It then appears there's only 3 parachutes left to save the rest of the guys.

SMS says "Well people need me to keep them entertained on the forum, so I'm having a parachute". SMS then grabs a backpack with a parachute in it and jumps out of the plane.

Paul Fenn then says " Well I use to be Chairman of Frickley. So I should have a parachute" Paul Fenn then grabs a backpack and jumps out of the plane.

Penny then says to the newspaper reporter, "look I run Frickley's bar every game, people need me, I need a parachute".

The newspaper reporter then says "Don't worry love, Paul Fenn took the backpack with my laptop in it, so we've both got a parachute left each".


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 Post subject: Re: Joke to start the week off!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:30 am 
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I prefer one-liners. Why is the plane going to crush and what it is going to crush?


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