That would be Kenny's daughter Kelly to work behind the bar and pull punters in on match day, obviously to compliment the already beautiful Neil & Pen.

Mate, could you get her to sell the Football Card, it'd give you more time to mingle with the clientele in Liars Bar.

Folks could have their photos taken with you for a quid (they pay you, not the other way round!), or they'd just be happy knowing that they'd spent 5 minutes with you. That'd lift their spirits no end - you'd be like Disneyland to a dying child.

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Rum by the kettle drum, whiskey by the jar, in Liars Bar

Jim'll Fix It