Raven, I've missed your humour, mate, but I'd rather have a game we've a chance of winning.
Have you got Walshaw back there and if so, what are the odds of us conceding a penalty?
While agreeing we're probably favourites, I certainly don't think you've got no chance; we've huffed and puffed against Bamber Bridge and Buxton this term, and last season went out of the FA Cup at Ashington.
Yes, Wally's back, and still proving the itching powder in defenders' jockstraps to great effect. However, he's now part of a pool of strikers (with Wilson, Brooksby, Holsgrove and Danny Boshell's kid brother Nicky) and it's rare that Steve Kittrick keeps any of them on for ninety minutes.
We've been awarded four pens this season and scored (directly or indirectly) from them all, but Wally hasn't netted or won any of them. In fact I'm pretty sure he's never been on the field at the time.
Cue 1-0 home win, Walshaw (dodgy pen), 89 minutes.